DJ - David Jones
MD - Micky Dolenz
MN - Michael Nesmith
PT - Peter Tork
THE BRUTAL INTERROGATION
(Clad in his jammies, Peter pours milk into his Kellogg's Rice Krispies. It starts talking [true to KRK tradition] and he tells it to "shh!" Then a siren blares, police lights flash, and Peter covers his cereal and watches in horror as Micky, David and Michael, disguised as a Keystone Kop, Sherlock Holmes, and a plainclothesman detective, respectively, burst in.)
(twirling his billyclub) All right, why'd ya do it?!
(Peter under the hot light in an interrogation room.)
I just dig Kellogg's Rice Krispies with those crisp morsels that go Snap!, Crackle! and Pop!...
MD, DJ & MN:
(removing his pipe)Where were you at 10 p.m., December 3, 1956?!
Uh, I was at the Central High Basketball Game with Shirley!
All right, relieve him of his Rice Krispies and take him to the cooler.
For some milk! I wanna hear the Snap!, Crackle! and Pop!!
(Don't we all?)
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THE MILEAGE TEST
(At a racetrack in Riverside, CA, Peter [#3], David [#1] and Michael [#2] limber up at the starting line; over them is a banner which reads "KELLOGG'S RICE KRISPIES MILEAGE TEST". A fire of a gun, and off they go, on a marathon walk. Micky, the commentator, officiates the proceedings.)
(holding box of Kellogg's Rice Krispies) And they're off on The Kellogg's Rice Krispies Mileage Test! One of these gentlemen has eaten Kellogg's Rice Krispies with the famous Snap!, Crackle! and Pop! additive for greater mileage; the others have had a breakfast without Snap!, Crackle! or Pop!
There goes one now!
(The racing official hovers over Peter with a sign which reads "WITHOUT POP".)
It's The Popless One!
And there goes another!
(The racing official now holds a sign which reads "WITHOUT SNAP".)
The Snapless One!
(And Papa Nez takes the lead!)
The one with the Snap!, Crackle! and Pop! is still running smoothly...
(Michael is blocked by a Kellogg's Rice Krispies banner stretched across the finish line, which he rips down in order to cross it.)
Look at that power!
(Michael snatches the box of Kellogg's Rice Krispies from Micky and continues on.)
Now shouldn't you be using Rice Krispies in your bowl?